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| 10:47pm 19/11/2009 | |||
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Step 1: Put your MP3 player or whatever music player you have on random. Step 2: Post a line/stanza from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song. Step 3: Post and let everyone you know guess what song and artist the lines come from. Step 4: Bold the songs when someone guesses correctly. (No Cheating) (I love doing these. I don't know why. My music is weird.) Songs that have no lyrics have not been included, for obvious reasons. 1. Things haven't been the same, since you came into my life. (Strangely, this was Garren's image song for awhile. Not sure why.) 2. It's getting cold, pick up the pace. (...in bed.) 3. Susa n da PRIDE mote amashiteru (I don't honestly expect anyone to get this one.) 4. [vocalizing] Four years, you think for sure, that's all you've got to endure... (This guy's voice is so high-pitched.) 5. How did we ever go this far? You touch my hand and start the car. (SHUT UP IT'S REAL TO ME) 6. Feels like the weight of the world, like god in heaven gave me a turn. (Go cry, emu kid.) 7. Walked past my grave in the dark tonight, saw the stone and note you left for me... (this one's kind of obscure too, and faintly religious, but I liked it anyway.) 8. When you walk away, you don't hear me say... 9. Pump it! LOUDER! Pump it! LOUDER! (I left these two together on purpose.) 10. Ya had plenty money nineteen twenty-two... (we share two things: a sultry, sexy aura, and a giant back.) 11. Life's a show, and we all play our parts... (I liked the demo version of this better, with the piano.) 12. Zankoku na tenshi no you ni Shonen yo, shinwa ni nare... (This was one of the songs that earned the honor of being called "Most cheerfully inappropriate song for a dark and angsty anime" by my brother. Other contenders: Freckles from Rurouni Kenshin and Ready Steady Go from FMA.) 13. Well I couldn't tell you, why she felt that way, she felt it every day. (Skittle gave me this song, and it became Ella's image song. I still am not very sure what it's actually called, but was shocked as to who it was sung by.) 14. Laughing, laughing and laughing... (I couldn't find the original Japanese lyrics to this song, even though there's no English version. Go figure.) 15. There comes a time, when you face the toughest of fights! (SHUT UP THIS SONG IS AWESOME) 16. We are what we're supposed to be, illusions of your fantasy... (this band always reminds me of the kind of really super sweet, sticky blue flavor of candy that you loved as a kid, but won't go near as an adult.) 17. Chim-chiminee chim-chiminee chim-chim-chiree, a sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be! (I have never met anyone who doesn't like this song.) 18. ESTUANS INTERIUS IRA VEH - EMENTI, ESTUANS INTERIUS IRA VEH - EMENTI-- (...in bed.) 19. Hikaru kumo tsukinuke FLY AWAY, Karada-juu ni hirogaru PANORAMA (I love this song. Fucking love it. Just because the title makes absolutely zero sense, even for a Japanese song.) 20. Spend all your time waiting, for that second chance... (these sick and injured animals were abused because you won't give money to our charity. As punishment, we will make you bawl like a little bitch every time you want to watch Crocodile Hunter reruns.) Guess away. Most of these are pretty easy, in retrospect. I really wanted to get "America, Fuck Yeah," but it didn't come up. Woe. [end transmission] |
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| Tales from the Stop | |||
| 12:44am 08/11/2009 | |||
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Work was okay today, even if it did seem like the longest four hours of my life. Business is definitely picking up now that the Holiday Season ™ is getting into full swing, and I'm finding it easier to recommend things to people. Still, though I have a 'quota' of how many Blade Card subscriptions and game reservations I'm supposed to get every day, the people that come to me are either broke (I feel like a douchebag watching some ten-year-old kid laboriously count out enough pennies to cover tax for his two-dollar game and have to ask, "Would you like to spend $14.95 on a Blade Card?") or hostile ("Would you like to subscribe to ou--" "WHAAAARRRRGARBLE!!"). I really try not to push it, because I know that some people who might have bought a card will decide not to if I babble on about it incessantly when they just want to get back to their lives, but I'm always seriously behind on my quota, and Pilsbury Dough Boy (my boss, who got the name for looking like he's made of uncooked bread dough) always gives me this look, like "you are the weak link." (He's actually always really nice to me, and offers to give me more hours and stuff. I just want to make him not regret hiring me.) Real Gamers who really need and could use a Blade Card regularly, and love getting the Lame Informer magazine in the mail... usually already have one. (There's a kid who comes in regularly who has long hair and a brown trench coat and basically looks and acts like Control Freak from Teen Titans. He's really sweet, always buys stuff and is happy to fanthing with me over whatever's coming out soon, but sometimes I want to stop him and say, "son, do you know you dress like a cartoon villain?" His excitable friend reminds me of a guy I new in elementary school, who once, at my urging, drowned some ants in his own phlegm. ) Today I worked a different shift than usual-- eleven to three instead of six to nine, and since I was awake far earlier than I'm used to (I'm a lazy ass and my sleep schedule's all screwed up), I was sleepy and slightly loopy for about the first hour of my shift. My manager, Timmy, pulls me aside. TIMMY: I have a question. JAYDEE: ...Yes? TIMMY: ...Do you do drugs? JAYDEE: Uh... no. (Timmy will often ask me random things when it's slow to get me to talk to him-- he once asked me what my favorite game was that rhymed with 'Taiyoshock', but this was sort of personal.) TIMMY: None at all? JAYDEE: ...No? TIMMY: It's just because you seem sort of loopy today, and... JAYDEE: Oh, I... what? So yeah, apparently I wasn't just 'tired,' I was so out of it that my manager thought I was high. Yay? I tried to pick it up after that, and when I was done with my shift Timmy told me that I'd done good work and did well with customers, with no mention of the fact that he'd thought I'd come into work after snorting coke from between a hooker's tits or something. I work six hours a week for minimum wage. Do you really think I can even think about affording drugs? I mean really. It makes for a funny story now, but at the time I was horrified that he thought it was bad enough to talk to me about it. Gotta get to bed earlier, I guess. (As I'm typing this, it's almost one in the morning. Uh...) I would talk about Nano, but it's too depressing. After suffering headaches, body aches, screaming children, and almost inhaling toxic fumes from mixing bleach and ammonia while cleaning out the fridge (I ARE A GENIOUS!), I've just been too exhausted to even try to get my brain in gear to write anything. So I'm like, ten thousand words behind. Wewt. (I'd like to use Write or Die, but the first time I tried it, I found a way to cheat-- the program doesn't actually track words, only keystrokes. So if your screen starts turning red, you hit the space bar for more time. I guess I'm just not good at the stream-of-consciousness all-or-nothing style of writing that so many people swear by for Nano-- it even takes me forever to write blog entries. Hence the reason they're so rare these days. Twitter enables me to be lazy.) Here's a video of James Earl Jones counting to ten in the creepiest way possible on Sesame Street: Aaaand that's all I got. [end transmission] |
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| "I want you to hit me as hard as you can." | |||
| 04:14pm 04/11/2009 | |||
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I laughed so hard I almost pooped. This isn't a terrible idea-- it's a FANTASTIC one! Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers and Fight Club. The story should use anorexia as a plot device! Generated by the Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator [end transmission] |
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| Sors Imanis, Et Imanis | |||
| 01:40am 28/10/2009 | |||
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What? A blog? I don't have a blog, do I? Spooky crap for Halloween, yay! The story of the Ourang Medan begins in 1947, when two American ships received a distress call while navigating the Strait of Malacca, off the coast of Malaysia. The caller identified himself as a member of the crew of the Ourang Medan, a Dutch vessel, and supposedly claimed that the ship’s captain and crew were all dead or dying. The messages became jumbled and bizarre before trailing off and ending with the words: “I die.” The ships quickly raced to the scene to help. When they arrived, they found that the Ourang Medan was undamaged, but that the entire crew—even the ship’s dog— was dead, their bodies and faces locked in terrified poses and expressions, and many pointing at something that was not there. Before the rescuers could investigate further, the ship mysteriously caught on fire, and they had to evacuate. Soon after, the Ourang Medan is said to have exploded and then sank. While the details and the overall veracity of the Ourang Medan story are still widely debated, there have been a number of theories proposed about what might have caused the death of the crew. The most popular of these is that the ship was illegally transporting nitroglycerin or some kind of illegal nerve agent, which was not properly secured and seeped out into the air. Others, meanwhile, have claimed the ship was a victim of a UFO attack or some other kind of paranormal event. From this article: Top Ten Ghost Ships. Also check out The Six Creepiest Places on Earth by Cracked.com; Five Scary Places and the Legends Behind Them, from Mentalfloss.com (these are 'lesser-known' scary places); ....and just for the hell of it, Top Ten Unexplained Disappearances from Toptenz.net. On the news front, I am feeling tired and icky (from the weather/possible infection), but trying to get up enthusiasm for Nanowrimo. Went to a Wrimo meetup today, got goodies, but was frustrated that the meeting joint was crammed full of people talking and loud music, and I had to strain to hear the ML who apparently had never learned to use her Outside Voice. Still, goodies, including another sticker for Rakuen, which is always nice. Go check out White Wolf Bayou for my nanoing crap. Also, if you're a fellow Nanoer and I haven't already buddied you on the site, hit me with a comment and your username so I can find you. Playing Final Fantasy VII on my PSP (yay downloadable classics!); the last week and a half have been like a rerun of seventh grade for me (maybe that's why I'm so moody). Playing the game at (almost) twice the age I was when I first ran through it, I can now 1. Appreciate the storyline; 2. Wince at the 'cutting edge' graphics, including the 'cinemas' (FMVs to you non-Jaydee'rs and 'in-game movies' or 'cutscenes' *eyeroll* to newbie gamers); 3. Fangirl even more crazily over Sephiroth, who is just as completely fucking awesome (and deranged) as I remember him, if not more. I also checked out Crisis Core from work (and was supposed to give it back like... last week) and totally creamed at the pure undistilled awesome (and fanservice) that it provided me. I've put it on hold until I finish FF7 though, or at least get through the first disc, so refresh my memory on the story. Should watch Advent Children again. When I mentioned this prospect to Skittle, she just about jumped up from her chair to go find Important Things to do. Weather continues gloomy. Mood matching... [end transmission] |
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| Closer and closer! | |||
| 09:48pm 14/10/2009 | |||
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Nothing much happening on my nano front, other than I did some research on the Loup-Garou (nothing much to be had there, unfortunately) and the Louisiana Bayou. I guess some more web-trolling is in order, at least to keep myself from having to come up with a plot. (I'm still just bare-bones on that front, which is unusual for me. Maybe it means I'll win again?) Anyway:  I gots my official participant badge and icon (to be uploaded later), and another alterna-ticker:  Now all I need is a stockpile of coffee. (wow, this post was boring.) [end transmission] |
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| THE LIST | |||
| 11:09pm 01/10/2009 | |||
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Things that might eventually come together to form a coherent plot for Nano: (Just a random list for personal reference) Tarot or playing cards... or cards of some kind. Really don't feel like doing research, also don't feel like creating whole new card deck. Don't want to stray into Cardcaptor Sakura territory. Set somewhere hot and swampy, like (not in) the Louisiana Bayou. Um, Loup-Garou, maybe. Hey, yeah. This drawing by Lauren Auger. (why the hell does Pandora keep playing death metal? I've never liked the screamo stuff...) The song "Here" by VAST (skip to about 1:00). Mandatory dirty-yet-sexy chainsmoking mystery man. Possibly in a Maybe the main character's a fortune teller. Or has a connection to one. Or sees one in passing. Or has sex with one. One of those scary ladies from Barbados with all the white paint on their faces and like, bird skeletons in their hair. Should I bring Leon into this? Where there be werewolves, there be an uptight, virginal werewolf hunter. dunno. Okay, time to go back to being sick. [end transmission] |
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| 10:53pm 01/10/2009 | |||
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October first, and I don't have a plot. PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC.  In other news, I have the flu (not The Flu, but a flu nonetheless). Was in pain, Skittle gave me a Codeine, discovered that I am allergic to Codeine, broke out in hives, scratched self bloody, took three Benadryl, passed out on couch for fourteen hours. Still trying to get my head on straight. Not the most fun week ever, no. (OMG NEED PLOT PANIC PANIC PANIC) EDIT: This one's from Alterna-tickers.com:  Much cooler than tickerfactory... but all of Nano has been using TF for years! Should I move on to the cool people with the skulls and flaming dice? [end transmission] |
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| 11:43pm 26/09/2009 | |||
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Bucket List Place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not. ( ) Shot a gun. ( ) Gone on a blind date. (X) Skipped school. (x) Watched someone die. ( ) been to Canada. ( ) Been to Alaska. ( ) Been to Cuba. (x) Been to Europe. (x) Been to Las Vegas. (x) Been to Mexico. ( ) Been to Florida. (X) Been on a plane. ( ) Been on a cruise ship . ( ) Served on a jury. (X) Been lost (x) Been on the opposite side of the country. ( ) Gone to Washington , DC. (X) Swam in the ocean. (X) Cried yourself to sleep. (X) Played cops and robbers.. (X) Played cowboys/girls and Indians. (X) Recently colored with crayons. (x) Sang Karaoke.. (X) Paid for a meal with coins only? (X) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? (X) Made prank phone calls. (X) Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose. (X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue. (X) Danced in the rain. ( ) Written a letter to Santa Claus. ( ) Been kissed under the mistletoe.. (x) Watched the sunrise with someone. (X) Blown bubbles. (X) Gone ice-skating. (X) Gone snow skiing. (X) Camped out under the stars. ( ) Seen something so beautiful that it took your breath away? ( ) Are or have been Married? ( ) Children? (X) Have a Pet? ( ) Been skinny dipping outdoors. (x) Been fishing. (x) Been boating. ( ) Been water skiing. (x) Been hiking. (x) Been camping in a trailer/RV. ( ) Flown in a small 4 seater airplane. ( ) Flown in a glider. ( ) Been flying in a hot air balloon. ( ) Been bungee-jumping. (X) Gone to a drive-in movie. (x) Done something that should have killed you. (X) Done something that you will probably regret for the rest of your life. 1. Any nickname? Jaydee, 2. Mother's name? Roxanne 3. Favorite drink? Diet Pepsi 4. Body Piercing? Ears and nose 5. Tattoos? Nope 6. How much do you love your job? It's pretty nice. 7. Birth place: Van Nuys, CA 8. Favorite vacation spot? Somewhere with friends 9. Been to Africa ? Not sure I'd want to. The culture is wonderful, the bugs the size of aircraft carriers are not. 10. Ever eaten just cookies for dinner? Yes, and breakfast, and lunch 11. Ever been on TV? Not that I know of. 12. Ever steal any traffic signs? Nope 13. Ever been in a car accident? Yes. 14.. Drive a 2-door or 4-door vehicle? I drive Skittle's two-door right now. 15. Favorite number? 14 16. Favorite movie? Changes by the hour. 17. Favorite holiday? Halloween. 18. Favorite dessert? Changes with my mood, usually something chocolatey. 19. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Hopefully in a house of my own. 20. Furthest place you will send this message. My facebook and insanejournal are both accessible from anywhere with an internet connection, so technically, EVERYWHERE. 21. Who will respond to this the fastest? Uh? |
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| 02:49pm 23/09/2009 | |||
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TRP says: all the highways that go over the chattahoochee river are closed. TRP says: which is a lot of them.. Lullus says: .........*gigglesnort* Lullus says: the what river? TRP says: yeah I know TRP says: best river name ever XD Lullus says: I swear to god the indians were just fucking with us Lullus says: "what's this river called?" Lullus says: "your mom" TRP says: hehehehehe Lullus says: "ah I see!" [end transmission] |
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| 09:45am 21/09/2009 | |||
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DAY ONE: Yay! Rain! DAY TWO: Yay! Rain! DAY THREE: Yay! Rain! DAY FOUR: Yay! Rain! DAY FIVE: Yay! Rain! DAY ELEVEN: Yay! Flood watch! (and more rain!) DAY NINETEEN: Yay! Flood watch over! (and even more rain!) DAY SIXTY-SEVEN: Considering people in Tennessee will shop even while the tornado sirens are going off, I'll probably have to go to work even if I have to swim there. (Yay! Rain!) [end transmission] |
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| FACEBOOK FACT-CHECK | |||
| 09:43pm 16/09/2009 | |||
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Know what's useful? Snopes. Turns out Facebook is not trying to eat you. [end transmission] |
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| STOP OBAMACARE NAO OMG | |||
| 04:32pm 13/09/2009 | |||
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I really try not to argue politics with people, because no matter how much energy you expend trying to make someone agree with you (and they never ever will), all you end up is is tired and frustrated. I'm all for a government-run health care option. Yes, I would be willing to pay taxes out the ass for it, and yes, I know that some of the people I would be supporting would be lazy. I know that the government-run version wouldn't be as good as the private version. I don't care; a lot of people who need healthcare can't afford it. The little girl I used to live with, Gigi, suffered brain damage from an incredibly high fever because her parents knew they wouldn't be able to afford to take her to the doctor, so they waited until it was too late. Had they been able to get her help earlier, maybe the rest of her life wouldn't have been affected by the fact that the last time I saw her, she was six and she could still only communicate at the level of a three-year-old. Gigi's parents were not lazy; her mother worked three jobs to support four children and a disabled husband. They ate only the cheapest food, and in the two years I lived there I never saw them go out to dinner, let alone on any kind of vacation, even a day-trip to the zoo. Health insurance was a luxury they just couldn't afford. So when I see a photo of a woman with a sign that says "MY $! EARN YOUR OWN, LOSER", it makes me kind of steamed. Also FOR CHRIST'S SAKE THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A DEATH PANEL. DID WE NOT ALREADY GO OVER THIS LIKE, A THOUSAND TIMES?! Sigh. My country is dumb; may I have another? [end transmission] |
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| 12:40am 11/09/2009 | |||
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"I thought you'd be cold," Adin said, "but you're not cold at all-- You're warm. Like an electric blanket." [end transmission] |
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| A smallish rant. Will offend pretty much everyone. | |||
| 01:45pm 06/09/2009 | |||
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Okay, people, this is the real world. More than that, this is the Internet. People are going to say things you don't like. Getting all huffy about it will not help. Know what will help? NOT TAKING IT PERSONALLY. Case in point: the word 'retarded' and the fact that it is often used to mean 'stupid' or 'ridiculous.' This comment thread about a very well-known Frank Miller quote made me slightly teeth-gnashy. Here is why it annoys me: no one calls Learning-Disabled people 'retarded' anymore, therefore 'retarded' is no longer a descriptor for someone who is Learning-Disabled. Wanna know what we call Learning-Disabled people? GUESS. Therefore whining about the use of the word 'retarded'--IN A QUOTE BY AN UNAPOLOGETIC, POLITICALLY INCORRECT MAN ON AN APOLOGETIC, POLITICALLY INCORRECT COMMUNITY-- is, yes, retarded. It is stupid and ridiculous. The gay community has reclaimed the words 'Fag,' 'Queer,' 'Fairy,' and, to some extent, 'Donkey Ramming Buttfuck' by choosing to no longer let those words offend them. Also, THIS IS THE INTERNET. People DO NOT CARE what offends you. So just-- quit it. And don't ever call anyone dumb because that's offensive to Deaf people. [end transmission] |
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| 09:29am 31/08/2009 | |||
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My thought process at this hour of the morning (shut up I haven't gotten up this early in ages): 1. lol, the pictures on the front of this ASL textbook have one lady signing 'fruit' and the guy next to her signing 'machine.' Fruit Machine! Ha ha ha.... ha. 2. Fruit Machine, Fruit Machine... that's so weird to say. Hey, it sounds like a band name! 3. Maybe the lady and the guy are starting a band called Fruit Machine! 4. ...Wait, why would Deaf people start a band? First day of work today. Only a three-hour shift for training, but I'm still a little bit nervous-- I haven't worked in ages, either (sign waving doesn't count). There's a part in my employee handbook about not talking about $EMPLOYER online, but lol as if that's going to stop me. I need a better name than $EMPLOYER, though. I thought about 'Lamestop,' but I still like the store, so that doesn't really work. I wonder what the other 'Stoppers call it. Hat Biz is chugging along. I've now got a lot of premade hats, and will put them up online so you all can have a look-see. Premades are cheaper than customs, but just as warm and fuzzy. Now for another cup of coffee. [end transmission] |
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| 02:33pm 15/08/2009 | |||
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YOUR REAL NAME: J****** D******* Fair*e** WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name) Champagne Daniel (my mom doesn't have a middle name, so she started writing 'Champagne' randomly in the late 90's. My brother and I were shocked that she passed up the chance to make her middle name 'Danger.') NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad) Phil Nicholas STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) Faija DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) Purple Wolf (lost your buttplug?) SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) Danielle Van Nuys SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning) The Pink Pepsi (o_O) FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 3 letters of your last name) Jafai GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie) Chocolate Oreo (everyone's a little bit racist...) YOUR RAPPA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle) Jasizzle YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Gillian (uh.) YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (your first pet, and the street you grew up on) Whiskey Spreckles; Whiskey Boissonet; Whiskey Avenue G; Whiskey Irena; Whiskey Aldin; Whiskey Anillo.... [end transmission] |
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| 08:36pm 10/08/2009 | |||
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My packages from home came today. Only one major casualty: the big elephant candle-holder that Skittle got me broke a leg, but it looks like it can be repaired. While waddling into the guest bedroom, carrying a box of books, I stepped on a pin that someone (probably R, the I pretty much made the same face as my icon, and then went outside to calmly inform Skittle and the Schwann's delivery man that I was going to put R through a wood chipper. [end transmission] |
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| 07:13pm 09/08/2009 | |||
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Settling well at The Null Point. Mostly it's been kids during the day, kids at night, sleeping too much, watching kids again, going on walks when I have the time. I picked up Silent Hill: Origins for the PSP on the cheap a few days ago and finally got around to playing it. Before the game even starts, there's a message that tells you that the game is best enjoyed while wearing headphones, and with the lights off. That was how I was intending to play anyway (Skittle was lying next to me taking a nap), so I figured whatever. First couple of cut scenes didn't impress me. Ooh, fog, ooh, burnt little girl. Then I get to wandering around in the hospital and proceed to get the shit scared out of me by Staggering Nurses of Doom, who just happen to make the same low-throated growling sound that a zombie does. Even after I finally figure out how to hit things (wheee let's smack the nurse with a television!), I'm still tiptoeing around the hospital terrified that the next door I open is going to lead to another blood-spattered room (it usually does) containing another Staggering Nurse of Doom (usually not). Eventually I get used to the fact that unless there's static, there won't be any monsters. The second I think I'm just doing a harmless puzzle, another fucking Nurse leaps out at me, I drop the PSP while screaming, pick it up hurriedly and bash the hell out of the nurse with whatever's handy, then go and save and go downstairs to try not to have a heart attack. ...I think I'm going back to playing Final Fantasy Tactics. Outside. In the sun. While listening to Disney music. [end transmission] |
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Dear Doctor Offir: I don't care if you think Jasper Cullen is silly. Stop leaping out at him and screaming "BOO!" He's going to find a way to have a vampire heart attack. Love, Jaydee. Christ, I don't even like Twilight, but the image of poor bug-eyed Jasper freaking the hell out and then falling over twitching amuses my sleepy brain. [end transmission] |
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| My Life, According to VAST | ||||
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Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to people you like! You can't use the band I used. Do not repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Re-post as "My Life According to (BAND NAME)" Pick Your Artist: VAST Are you a female or male? Evil Little Girl Describe yourself: I am a Vampire How do you Feel: I Don't Have Anything Things I Don't Understand: I Need to say Goodbye Describe Where You Currently Live: Here Your favorite form of transportation: Falling From the Sky Your best friend is: Lady of Dreams Your favorite color is: Blue What's The Weather Like: Flames Favorite Time of Day: My TV and You If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Is it Me What is Life to You: One More Day Your Relationships: Don't Take Your Love Away Your fear: I Don't Have Anything What is the best advice you have to give: You're Too Young If you could change your name, you would change it to: Frog Thought for the Day: Take Me With You How I would Like to Die: Last One Alive My Soul's Present Condition: Untitled My Motto: I'm Too Good (I feel like I cheated because I've never heard most of these songs, but I just don't have that many bands that I listen to so many songs from. Good Songs from VAST, if you're interested: Here Last One Alive Pretty When You Cry (all time favorite) Temptation Tattoo of Your Name Lady of Dreams Don't Take Your Love Away Flames She Visits Me I Am A Vampire is kind of a fun song to listen to, but it's not a good song by itself, if that makes sense. Their other stuff is better.) [end transmission] |
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