Titans, GO!   
12:24am 12/02/2009
 
mood: accomplished
music: [chicago] overture/all that jazz


This is Deos "Johnny" Walker, a.k.a. Robin on Teen Titans Live! a stage show that exists only in my head.

See, real heroes are too busy being actual heroes to make time for public appearances, and they're usually more concerned with saving the world than providing it with popular entertainment.

Therefore, in order to cash in on the popularity of the Titans in their home city (and surrounding suburbs), Deos and five other actors (four for the rest of the titans, plus one dancer who does all the villains) perform the Teen Titans Live! stage show every Saturday to sold-out crowds. (it's sort of like those superhero shows you see at theme parks: lots of smoke and backflipping around, laser effects and prerecorded dialogue.)

(Deos isn't meant to look exactly like Robin, before people start barging in asking where his utility belt is. He's meant to look like Robin from a distance, but the closer you get, the more the illusion falls apart. For this reason, Robin is the only Titans Live member who does not appear at birthday parties.)

...and yes, he's wearing ballet slippers.

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06:21am 12/02/2009
  Hollywood Impersonators and Vendors Clash

Featuring Nacho Libre (getting his ass kicked), Shrek (kicking some ass), Elmo (in handcuffs), and Spiderman and Ironman, giving interviews :D

Spiderman's costume is sort of sub-par, but he conducts his interview while posing, which is nine kinds of awesome.

(I had to watch this vid on mute since it's early in the morning... it's even more surreal with no sound.)

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Jaydee "The Yellow Dart" Faire   
09:57pm 12/02/2009
  (Again, usually I ignore meme tags, but I like this one.)

Nicknames!

1.YOUR REAL NAME:
J****** D******* Fair*e**

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle name)
Champagne David (my mom didn't have a middle name, so she randomly made one up several years ago. Now she's 'Roxanne C. Bull.')

3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Phil Nicholas

4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Jasfa

5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Purple Wolf

6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Danielle Van Nuys

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav alcohol drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Pink Mudslide (o_O)

8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Jafa (what if I'm the chump husband?)

9.STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
New York Super Fudge Chunk Oreo (...which sounds more like a dessert than a street...)

10.SKANK NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Whiskey Spreckles

11.GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of first name plus 'izzle')
Jasizzle (fo shizzle.)

12.YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Gillian (alternately, Black Fuji-fuji-fujiko, Black The Kyoto Protocol, or Black Aziraphale.)

13. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Sandalwood Kitkat

IN OTHER NEWS, I finally beat Phoenix Wright: Justice For All. Luckily, the first PW game's already arrived in the mail, so I don't have to go without on my roadtrip to LA (yes, I'm going. We were going, and then we weren't, and then we were, and then I wasn't, and then I was again, and then no one was, and now we are again. ...We haven't even left and I already want to go home...)

Usually I don't like to randomly slash male characters just for the sake of it. I'm not that into crack pairings, because they just don't hold any tension to them.

That said, Phoenix Wright and Miles Edgeworth are so gay for each other it's not even funny. I mean seriously, they spend the entire ending of the game struggling not to bust out and hump each other in public. Plus Edgeworth has the best expressions...

anyway.

ON TO GAME ONE, WHERE I ALREADY KNOW MOST OF THE BACKSTORY BUT WHATEVER.

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