11:25pm 03/04/2009
  [SCENE: Jaydee's House on Bobolink way, Friday April 3rd, 11:00 PM]

Jaydee: Hi I'm ho--

Mom: UPDATE MY IPOD

Jaydee: I'm really tired, I think I'm just gonna have a snack and go to bed... is it all right if I do it in the morning?

Mom: NO DO IT NOW NOW NOW

Jaydee: Um... no?

Mom: I WANT THIS CD AND THIS CD AND THIS ONE AND THIS ONE AND THESE AND THAT ONE TOO. WE NEED SOMETHING TO LISTEN TO ON OUR TRIP!!!

Jaydee: Uh, you're not leaving until Tuesday, so I think it'll be okay if I wait until the mo--

Mom: YOU'RE DOING IT NOW NOW NOW

Jaydee: *firmly* In. The. Morning.

Mom: YOU BROKE THE GARAGE DOOR STOP LYING TO ME

Jaydee: ....wait, what?

fin.

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