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I am occasionally astounded by how little my mom actually cares about me. I texted her today to tell her I was going to the ER; I got an exasperated voicemail from her demanding why I didn't go to school (we've already gone over this like... ninety times, including last night), and then when I called her, she asked why I hadn't gone to work.
BECAUSE I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL.
"Oh," said Mom. "Well, whatever."
Thanks mom, really. I'm sorry I haven't been able to jump through hoops to make you happy lately, but I did sprain my back walking your stupid dog.
I kind of want to die.
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| Animated Boobies Meme |
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| 06:38pm 14/04/2009 |
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That Animation Meme everyone is doing
(am slightly drunk. forgive weird spellings or typoes.)
- X what you saw - O what you haven't finished/saw sizable portions - Bold what you loved - Strike for what you disliked/hated - Leave unchanged if neutral
Classic Disney -------------- [x] 101 Dalmatians (1961) [x] Alice in Wonderland (1951) [x] Bambi (1942) [x] Cinderella (1950) [x] Dumbo (1941) (I get bored with this one really easily.) [x] Fantasia (1940) For The Mother Fucking Win) [x] Lady and the Tramp (1955) ( I haven't seen it in ages, though, so I can barely remember what it's about.) [x] Mary Poppins (1964) [x] Peter Pan (1953) [x] Pinocchio (1940) [x] Sleeping Beauty (1959) [x] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) [ ] Song of the South (1946)
Disney's Dark Age ----------------- [x] The Aristocats (1970) [ ] The Black Cauldron (1985) [x] The Fox and the Hound (1981) (wait, wasn't this one up above as well? Oh, that was Lady and the Tramp. Pff, they're practically the same movie.) [o] The Great Mouse Detective (1986) M[x] The Jungle Book (1967) (I just don't care for it.) [x] The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) [x] Oliver and Company (1986) [ ] Pete's Dragon (1977) [x] The Rescuers (1977) (This one is actually kind of sweet.) [x] Robin Hood (1973)
[x] The Sword In The Stone (1963) (This one is actually kind of retarded.)
The Disney Renaissance ---------------------- [x] Aladdin (1992) [x] Beauty and the Beast (1991) [x] A Goofy Movie (1995) [x] Hercules (1997) [x] The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996) [x] The Lion King (1994) [x] The Little Mermaid (1989) [x] Mulan (1998) [x] Pocahontas (1995) [ ] The Rescuers Down Under (1990) (I honestly can not remember if I've seen this.) [x] Tarzan (1999)
Disney's Modern Age ------------------- [x] Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) (This one seems like more a Don Bluth movie than a Disney one, but I still like it.) [ ] Bolt (2008) [x] Brother Bear (2003) [ ] Chicken Little (2005) [ ] Dinosaur (2000) [x] The Emperor's New Groove (2000) (The first, like, half an hour is hilarious, and then it kind of goes downhill.) [x] Fantasia 2000 (2000) (Especially love Rhapsody in Blue and The Firebird.) [ ] Home on the Range (2004) (A movie about cows? Really, Michael Eisner?) [x] Lilo & Stitch (2002) [x] Meet the Robinsons (2007) (I thought I'd hate this, but it was actually really good.) [x] Treasure Planet (2002) (This movie is awesome and I have no idea why.)
Pixar -----
[x] A Bug's Life (1998) (dumb.) [ ] Cars (2006) [x] Finding Nemo (2003) (long.) [x] The Incredibles (2004) [x] Monsters Inc. (2001) (sappy.) [x] Ratatouille (2007) (cute!) [x] Toy Story (1995) (also sappy.)
[x] Toy Story 2 (1999) (pointless.) [x] Wall-E (2008) (for the win.)
Don Bluth --------- [x] All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) (A movie about dead pets? Really, Don Bluth?) [x] An American Tail (1986) (A movie about immigrant vermin? Really, Mr. Bluth?) [x] Anastasia (1997) (A movie about political assassination and popular revolt that triggered the starvation and deaths of millions? Really, Guy Who Plays Hagrid?) [x] The Land Before Time (1988) (a movie about... okay I'm done.)
[x] The Pebble and the Penguin (1995) (This movie was so stupid it hurt.) [o] Rock-a-Doodle (1991) (saw only parts of it at a slumber party the year it was released on video. [x] The Secret of NIMH (1982) (eh...) [x] Thumbelina (1994) [ ] Titan AE (2000) [x] A Troll in Central Park (1994) (This one was also really scarily retarded.)
Claymation ---------- [ ] The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986) [x] Chicken Run (2000)
[x] Corpse Bride (2005) (way over-hyped.) [x] James and the Giant Peach (1996) [x] Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993) (still a classic.) [ ] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005) [ ] Flushed Away (2006) [ ] Coraline (2009)
CGI Glut --------------------- [x] Antz (1998) [x] Happy Feet (2006) (Didn't see this one willingly, but geez was that a bizarre ending.) [ ] Kung Fu Panda (2008) [ ] Madagascar (2005) [ ] Monster House (2006) [x] Over the Hedge (2006) [ ] Polar Express, The (2004) [x] Shrek (2001) (enjoyable!) [x] Shrek 2 (2004) (overkill!) [x] Shrek The Third (KILL IT)
Imports -------- [ ] Arabian Knight (aka The Thief and the Cobbler) (1995) [o] The Last Unicorn (1982) (never managed to see the whole thing.) [ ] Light Years [ ] The Triplets of Belleville (2003) [ ] Persepolis (2007) [ ] Waltz With Bashir (2008) [x] Watership Down (1978) (A long time ago. I only remember rabbits fighting, and bloody scars on them as they fought.) [ ] When the Wind Blows (1988) [x] Yellow Submarine (1968)
Studio Ghibli/Miyazaki ------------- [ ] Grave of the Fireflies [x] Howl's Moving Castle (2004) (I think I'll watch this one tonight.) [x] Kiki's Delivery Service (1989) (SO. MUCH. CUTE.) [ ] Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986) [x] Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979) (a lot of people don't like/have never heard of this one, but it's pretty heartwarming, and hey, you can't not like Lupin.) [ ] My Neighbors The Yamadas [x] My Neighbor Totoro (1993) (Saw it at an afterschool program, actually.) [ ] NausicaƤ of the Valley of the Wind (1984) [ ] Only Yesterday [ ] Pom Poko (Tanuki War) [ ] Porco Rosso (1992) [x] Princess Mononoke (1999) (I watched this in HD on a bigscreen with surround sound a few weeks ago and nearly went into a animation-induced Orgasm Coma.) [x] Spirited Away (2002) (Skittle really likes this movie. I wrote an 18-chapter yaoi fic about Haku that got good reviews :3) [ ] The Cat Returns [ ] Whisper of the Heart
Satoshi Kon ----------- [ ] Millennium Actress (2001) [ ] Paprika (2006) [ ] Perfect Blue (1999) [ ] Tokyo Godfathers (2003) [ ] Memories - "Magnetic Rose" (1995)
Shinkai Makoto ------------ [ ] She and Her Cat (1999) [ ] Voices of a Distant Star (2001) [ ] The Place Promised in Our Early Days (2004) [ ] 5 Centimeters per Second (2007)
Other Anime Films ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [ ] Adolescence of Utena [x] Akira (1989) (so bloody.) [ ] Appleseed [ ] Appleseed: Ex Machina [ ] Arcadia of My Youth (U.S. Title - Vengeance of the Space Pirate) [x] Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2003) (You can't not love Spike.) [ ] The Dagger of Kamui (U.S. Title - Revenge of the Ninja Warrior) [ ] Dirty Pair: Project Eden [ ] End of Evangelion [ ] Fist of the North Star [ ] Galaxy Express 999 [ ] Ghost in the Shell (1996) [ ] The Girl Who Leapt Through Time [ ] Lensman [ ] Macross: Do You Remember Love (U.S. Title - Clash of the Bionoids) (lol @ US titles) [ ] Metropolis (2001) [ ] Neo-Tokyo [ ] Ninja Scroll [ ] Patlabor the Movie [ ] The Professional: Golgo 13 [ ] Project A-ko [ ] Robot Carnival [ ] Robotech: The Shadow Chronicle [ ] Silent Mobius [ ] Space Adventure Cobra [ ] Steamboy (2004) [ ] Sword of the Stranger [ ] Unico and the Island of Magic [ ] Urotsukidoji: The Movie [x] Vampire Hunter D (D! D! BEST VAMPIRE EVER EVER EVER. even if he's only half) [x] Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (...and then the vampires rocket into space? Whatever, it's still a rockin' movie.) [ ] Wings of Honneamise: Royal Space Force
Cartoons For Grown-Ups (As if the above were kiddie flicks?) ---------------------- [ ] American Pop (Saw this for curiosity's sake. Zzzzzz.) [x] The Animatrix (2003) [ ] Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon The Movie [ ] Beavis & Butthead Do America (1996) [x] Cool World (saw this when I was about ten, with Dana. I'm not sure I was supposed to ^^;) [x] Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) (blugh.) [x] Final Fantasy: Advent Children (haven't heart of this one...) [ ] Fire & Ice [ ] Fritz the Cat (1972) [ ] Heavy Metal (1981) [ ] Heavy Metal 2000 (2000) [ ] Hey Good Looking [ ] Lady Death [ ] A Scanner Darkly (2006) [ ] South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999) [ ] Street Fight (AKA - Coonskin) [ ] Waking Life (2001)
Other Animated Movies I Can't Categorize ------------------------------- [x] Animal Farm (in history class, for COMMUNISM) [o] Animalympics (saw large chunks of it on cable.) [x] Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (yay Robin torture scene! Unless you're watching the cut version. Then it's 'yay uh... what's he doing on that table?') [x] Batman and the Mask of Phantasm [x] The Brave Little Toaster (1988) (another one of those really bizarre movies...) [ ] Bravestarr: The Movie [ ] Care Bears: The Movie [x] Charlotte's Web (1973)(tee, double ee, double rr, double eye...) [x] Ferngully (Skittle and I re-watched this a couple years ago and were shocked to discover how incredibly weird it was.) [ ] G.I. Joe: The Movie [ ] Gobots: Battle of the Rock Lords [ ] He-Man & She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword [ ] The Hobbit [x] The Iron Giant (1999) (Everyone should see this movie. Only Vin Deisel flick I actually like.) [ ] Justice League: The New Frontier [ ] Lord of the Rings [o] Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1992) (I think I've seen this.) [ ] My Little Pony: The Movie [ ] Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982) [x] The Prince of Egypt (1998) (despite being non-religious, I freaking love this movie.) [ ] Powerpuff Girls: The Movie [o] Quest For Camelot (1999) (who was this made by? There was a blind dude in it, and a two headed dragon...) [ ] Ringing Bell [x] The Road to El Dorado (2000) (another fantastic movie.) [ ] Rock & Rule [x] Space Jam (err... I was tied to a chair! With my eyes taped open!) [ ] Starchaser: The Legend of Orin [ ] Superman: Doomsday [x] The Swan Princess [ ] Transformers: The Movie (1986) [ ] Wizards [x] Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) (Really good movie-- for teenagers.) [ ] Wonder Woman
So apparently I watch a hell of a lot of Disney movies, Anime, and random stuff in the back of the video store...
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| 07:37pm 14/04/2009 |
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I am full of Vicodin and rum (and tea! and bread with balsamic vinegar!) and everything is SUPER DUPER.
I should do this more often.

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