03:36pm 14/04/2009
  I am occasionally astounded by how little my mom actually cares about me. I texted her today to tell her I was going to the ER; I got an exasperated voicemail from her demanding why I didn't go to school (we've already gone over this like... ninety times, including last night), and then when I called her, she asked why I hadn't gone to work.

BECAUSE I WAS AT THE HOSPITAL.

"Oh," said Mom. "Well, whatever."

Thanks mom, really. I'm sorry I haven't been able to jump through hoops to make you happy lately, but I did sprain my back walking your stupid dog.

I kind of want to die.

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Animated Boobies Meme   
06:38pm 14/04/2009
  That Animation Meme everyone is doing

(am slightly drunk. forgive weird spellings or typoes.)

- X what you saw
- O what you haven't finished/saw sizable portions
- Bold what you loved
- Strike for what you disliked/hated
- Leave unchanged if neutral



Classic Disney
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[x] 101 Dalmatians (1961)
[x] Alice in Wonderland (1951)
[x] Bambi (1942)
[x] Cinderella (1950)
[x] Dumbo (1941) (I get bored with this one really easily.)
[x] Fantasia (1940) For The Mother Fucking Win)
[x] Lady and the Tramp (1955) ( I haven't seen it in ages, though, so I can barely remember what it's about.)
[x] Mary Poppins (1964)
[x] Peter Pan (1953)
[x] Pinocchio (1940)
[x] Sleeping Beauty (1959)
[x] Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)
[ ] Song of the South (1946)


Disney's Dark Age
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[x] The Aristocats (1970)
[ ] The Black Cauldron (1985)
[x] The Fox and the Hound (1981) (wait, wasn't this one up above as well? Oh, that was Lady and the Tramp. Pff, they're practically the same movie.)
[o] The Great Mouse Detective (1986)
M[x] The Jungle Book (1967) (I just don't care for it.)
[x] The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977)
[x] Oliver and Company (1986)
[ ] Pete's Dragon (1977)
[x] The Rescuers (1977) (This one is actually kind of sweet.)
[x] Robin Hood (1973)
[x] The Sword In The Stone (1963) (This one is actually kind of retarded.)


The Disney Renaissance
----------------------
[x] Aladdin (1992)
[x] Beauty and the Beast (1991)
[x] A Goofy Movie (1995)
[x] Hercules (1997)
[x] The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1996)
[x] The Lion King (1994)
[x] The Little Mermaid (1989)
[x] Mulan (1998)
[x] Pocahontas (1995)
[ ] The Rescuers Down Under (1990) (I honestly can not remember if I've seen this.)
[x] Tarzan (1999)


Disney's Modern Age
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[x] Atlantis: The Lost Empire (2001) (This one seems like more a Don Bluth movie than a Disney one, but I still like it.)
[ ] Bolt (2008)
[x] Brother Bear (2003)
[ ] Chicken Little (2005)
[ ] Dinosaur (2000)
[x] The Emperor's New Groove (2000) (The first, like, half an hour is hilarious, and then it kind of goes downhill.)
[x] Fantasia 2000 (2000) (Especially love Rhapsody in Blue and The Firebird.)
[ ] Home on the Range (2004) (A movie about cows? Really, Michael Eisner?)
[x] Lilo & Stitch (2002)
[x] Meet the Robinsons (2007) (I thought I'd hate this, but it was actually really good.)
[x] Treasure Planet (2002) (This movie is awesome and I have no idea why.)


Pixar
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[x] A Bug's Life (1998) (dumb.)
[ ] Cars (2006)
[x] Finding Nemo (2003) (long.)
[x] The Incredibles (2004)
[x] Monsters Inc. (2001) (sappy.)
[x] Ratatouille (2007) (cute!)
[x] Toy Story (1995) (also sappy.)
[x] Toy Story 2 (1999) (pointless.)
[x] Wall-E (2008) (for the win.)



Don Bluth
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[x] All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989) (A movie about dead pets? Really, Don Bluth?)
[x] An American Tail (1986) (A movie about immigrant vermin? Really, Mr. Bluth?)
[x] Anastasia (1997) (A movie about political assassination and popular revolt that triggered the starvation and deaths of millions? Really, Guy Who Plays Hagrid?)
[x] The Land Before Time (1988) (a movie about... okay I'm done.)
[x] The Pebble and the Penguin (1995) (This movie was so stupid it hurt.)
[o] Rock-a-Doodle (1991) (saw only parts of it at a slumber party the year it was released on video.
[x] The Secret of NIMH (1982) (eh...)
[x] Thumbelina (1994)
[ ] Titan AE (2000)
[x] A Troll in Central Park (1994) (This one was also really scarily retarded.)



Claymation
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[ ] The Adventures of Mark Twain (1986)
[x] Chicken Run (2000)
[x] Corpse Bride (2005) (way over-hyped.)
[x] James and the Giant Peach (1996)
[x] Nightmare Before Christmas, The (1993) (still a classic.)
[ ] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit (2005)
[ ] Flushed Away (2006)
[ ] Coraline (2009)


CGI Glut
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[x] Antz (1998)
[x] Happy Feet (2006) (Didn't see this one willingly, but geez was that a bizarre ending.)
[ ] Kung Fu Panda (2008)
[ ] Madagascar (2005)
[ ] Monster House (2006)
[x] Over the Hedge (2006)
[ ] Polar Express, The (2004)
[x] Shrek (2001) (enjoyable!)
[x] Shrek 2 (2004) (overkill!)
[x] Shrek The Third (KILL IT)


Imports
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[ ] Arabian Knight (aka The Thief and the Cobbler) (1995)
[o] The Last Unicorn (1982) (never managed to see the whole thing.)
[ ] Light Years
[ ] The Triplets of Belleville (2003)
[ ] Persepolis (2007)
[ ] Waltz With Bashir (2008)
[x] Watership Down (1978) (A long time ago. I only remember rabbits fighting, and bloody scars on them as they fought.)
[ ] When the Wind Blows (1988)
[x] Yellow Submarine (1968)



Studio Ghibli/Miyazaki
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[ ] Grave of the Fireflies
[x] Howl's Moving Castle (2004) (I think I'll watch this one tonight.)
[x] Kiki's Delivery Service (1989) (SO. MUCH. CUTE.)
[ ] Laputa: Castle in the Sky (1986)
[x] Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro (1979) (a lot of people don't like/have never heard of this one, but it's pretty heartwarming, and hey, you can't not like Lupin.)
[ ] My Neighbors The Yamadas
[x] My Neighbor Totoro (1993) (Saw it at an afterschool program, actually.)
[ ] NausicaƤ of the Valley of the Wind (1984)
[ ] Only Yesterday
[ ] Pom Poko (Tanuki War)
[ ] Porco Rosso (1992)
[x] Princess Mononoke (1999) (I watched this in HD on a bigscreen with surround sound a few weeks ago and nearly went into a animation-induced Orgasm Coma.)
[x] Spirited Away (2002) (Skittle really likes this movie. I wrote an 18-chapter yaoi fic about Haku that got good reviews :3)
[ ] The Cat Returns
[ ] Whisper of the Heart

Satoshi Kon
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[ ] Millennium Actress (2001)
[ ] Paprika (2006)
[ ] Perfect Blue (1999)
[ ] Tokyo Godfathers (2003)
[ ] Memories - "Magnetic Rose" (1995)

Shinkai Makoto
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[ ] She and Her Cat (1999)
[ ] Voices of a Distant Star (2001)
[ ] The Place Promised in Our Early Days (2004)
[ ] 5 Centimeters per Second (2007)



Other Anime Films
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[ ] Adolescence of Utena
[x] Akira (1989) (so bloody.)
[ ] Appleseed
[ ] Appleseed: Ex Machina
[ ] Arcadia of My Youth (U.S. Title - Vengeance of the Space Pirate)
[x] Cowboy Bebop: The Movie (2003) (You can't not love Spike.)
[ ] The Dagger of Kamui (U.S. Title - Revenge of the Ninja Warrior)
[ ] Dirty Pair: Project Eden
[ ] End of Evangelion
[ ] Fist of the North Star
[ ] Galaxy Express 999
[ ] Ghost in the Shell (1996)
[ ] The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
[ ] Lensman
[ ] Macross: Do You Remember Love (U.S. Title - Clash of the Bionoids) (lol @ US titles)
[ ] Metropolis (2001)
[ ] Neo-Tokyo
[ ] Ninja Scroll
[ ] Patlabor the Movie
[ ] The Professional: Golgo 13
[ ] Project A-ko
[ ] Robot Carnival
[ ] Robotech: The Shadow Chronicle
[ ] Silent Mobius
[ ] Space Adventure Cobra
[ ] Steamboy (2004)
[ ] Sword of the Stranger
[ ] Unico and the Island of Magic
[ ] Urotsukidoji: The Movie
[x] Vampire Hunter D (D! D! BEST VAMPIRE EVER EVER EVER. even if he's only half)
[x] Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust (...and then the vampires rocket into space? Whatever, it's still a rockin' movie.)
[ ] Wings of Honneamise: Royal Space Force



Cartoons For Grown-Ups (As if the above were kiddie flicks?)
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[ ] American Pop (Saw this for curiosity's sake. Zzzzzz.)
[x] The Animatrix (2003)
[ ] Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon The Movie
[ ] Beavis & Butthead Do America (1996)
[x] Cool World (saw this when I was about ten, with Dana. I'm not sure I was supposed to ^^;)
[x] Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) (blugh.)
[x] Final Fantasy: Advent Children (haven't heart of this one...)
[ ] Fire & Ice
[ ] Fritz the Cat (1972)
[ ] Heavy Metal (1981)
[ ] Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)
[ ] Hey Good Looking
[ ] Lady Death
[ ] A Scanner Darkly (2006)
[ ] South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
[ ] Street Fight (AKA - Coonskin)
[ ] Waking Life (2001)


Other Animated Movies I Can't Categorize
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[x] Animal Farm (in history class, for COMMUNISM)
[o] Animalympics (saw large chunks of it on cable.)
[x] Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker (yay Robin torture scene! Unless you're watching the cut version. Then it's 'yay uh... what's he doing on that table?')
[x] Batman and the Mask of Phantasm
[x] The Brave Little Toaster (1988) (another one of those really bizarre movies...)
[ ] Bravestarr: The Movie
[ ] Care Bears: The Movie
[x] Charlotte's Web (1973)(tee, double ee, double rr, double eye...)
[x] Ferngully (Skittle and I re-watched this a couple years ago and were shocked to discover how incredibly weird it was.)
[ ] G.I. Joe: The Movie
[ ] Gobots: Battle of the Rock Lords
[ ] He-Man & She-Ra: The Secret of the Sword
[ ] The Hobbit
[x] The Iron Giant (1999) (Everyone should see this movie. Only Vin Deisel flick I actually like.)
[ ] Justice League: The New Frontier
[ ] Lord of the Rings
[o] Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland (1992) (I think I've seen this.)
[ ] My Little Pony: The Movie
[ ] Pink Floyd's The Wall (1982)
[x] The Prince of Egypt (1998) (despite being non-religious, I freaking love this movie.)
[ ] Powerpuff Girls: The Movie
[o] Quest For Camelot (1999) (who was this made by? There was a blind dude in it, and a two headed dragon...)
[ ] Ringing Bell
[x] The Road to El Dorado (2000) (another fantastic movie.)
[ ] Rock & Rule
[x] Space Jam (err... I was tied to a chair! With my eyes taped open!)
[ ] Starchaser: The Legend of Orin
[ ] Superman: Doomsday
[x] The Swan Princess
[ ] Transformers: The Movie (1986)
[ ] Wizards
[x] Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) (Really good movie-- for teenagers.)
[ ] Wonder Woman

So apparently I watch a hell of a lot of Disney movies, Anime, and random stuff in the back of the video store...

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whoop!   
07:37pm 14/04/2009
  I am full of Vicodin and rum (and tea! and bread with balsamic vinegar!) and everything is SUPER DUPER.

I should do this more often.



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