08:13pm 01/05/2009
  MOM: HEATER'S BROKEN. IT'S BROKEN! WINTER WILL CRUSH US IN ITS ICY GRIP BECAUSE HEATER IS BROKEN OMG.

JAYDEE: ...It's gonna be okay, Mom. It's May.

MOM: YOU BROKE THE HEATER DIDN'T YOU

JAYDEE: How the fuck would I break the heater?!

MOM: YOU BROKE THE GARAGE DOOR, OBVIOUSLY YOU BROKE THE HEATER OUT OF SPITE

JAYDEE: The garage door was an accident, and I DID NOT BREAK THE HEATER.

MOM: WORLD ENDING OMG

*later*

JAYDEE: Kinda nippy in here with the rain and all. *Turns heater on*

HEATER: *works*

JAYDEE: Oh Mom, the heater's working! (actually I said, "you spaz, the heater's not broken at all.")

MOM: NO IT'S NOT IT'S BLOWING COLD AIR

JAYDEE: ...it's blowing hot air.

MOM: ARE YOU SURE YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN COLD AND HOT?!

JAYDEE: ................ ><;

(tl;dr: heater is not broken. Mom is a spaz.)

In other news, I'm playing the SECRET CHAPTER of Phoenix Wright II. I find it funny that beating the game unlocks another facial expression for Edgeworth. They should base a whole game on that-- every time you win a trial, you unveil another Gay Edgeworth Courtroom Pose.

PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY! Episode Five: CAN EDGEWORTH GET ANY GAYER?!

(srsly, the amount of Fabulous Flaming Homosexuality in Edgeworth's office is hilarious, and so is the fact that he drives a bright red sports car.)

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ERECTION!   
09:09pm 01/05/2009
 
here's the whole thing.

*snort* Truer words were never spoken. (I bought Apollo Justice today. The fact that I was willing to pay full price at Best Buy for anything is testament to how much I love this series.)

(I need some animated PW icons. Go find me some!)



fucking memes take forever to complete... I am so not that patient ;_;

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