Thunder only happens when it's rainin
DAY ONE: Yay! Rain!
DAY TWO: Yay! Rain!
DAY THREE: Yay! Rain!
DAY FOUR: Yay! Rain!
DAY FIVE: Yay! Rain!
DAY ELEVEN: Yay! Flood watch! (and more rain!)
DAY NINETEEN: Yay! Flood watch over! (and even more rain!)
DAY SIXTY-SEVEN: Considering people in Tennessee will shop even while the tornado sirens are going off, I'll probably have to go to work even if I have to swim there. (Yay! Rain!)

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