| My Life, According to VAST | ||||
| 09:29am 15/07/2009 | ||||
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to people you like! You can't use the band I used. Do not repeat a song title. It's a lot harder than you think! Re-post as "My Life According to (BAND NAME)" Pick Your Artist: VAST Are you a female or male? Evil Little Girl Describe yourself: I am a Vampire How do you Feel: I Don't Have Anything Things I Don't Understand: I Need to say Goodbye Describe Where You Currently Live: Here Your favorite form of transportation: Falling From the Sky Your best friend is: Lady of Dreams Your favorite color is: Blue What's The Weather Like: Flames Favorite Time of Day: My TV and You If your life was a TV show, what would it be called: Is it Me What is Life to You: One More Day Your Relationships: Don't Take Your Love Away Your fear: I Don't Have Anything What is the best advice you have to give: You're Too Young If you could change your name, you would change it to: Frog Thought for the Day: Take Me With You How I would Like to Die: Last One Alive My Soul's Present Condition: Untitled My Motto: I'm Too Good (I feel like I cheated because I've never heard most of these songs, but I just don't have that many bands that I listen to so many songs from. Good Songs from VAST, if you're interested: Here Last One Alive Pretty When You Cry (all time favorite) Temptation Tattoo of Your Name Lady of Dreams Don't Take Your Love Away Flames She Visits Me I Am A Vampire is kind of a fun song to listen to, but it's not a good song by itself, if that makes sense. Their other stuff is better.) [end transmission] |
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| Day au Bastilles | |||
| 09:32am 14/07/2009 | |||
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YAY I failed another math test. That makes me two for two! I did pretty well on the practice sheet, but then got a 58 (out of 120 D: ) on the actual exam. Zuh? The teacher recommends that anyone who fails two or more tests drop the class. However, I know that most people failed or scored really badly on the first test (fucking logarithms), and at least one or two handfuls of people did badly on the second test as well (Cute Bow In Hair Girl, who I thought would score really well, got a lower score than I did. Glasses do not make you smart), so does that mean that most of the class should just drop, three quarters of the way through the semester? The way I see it (and yes, this is partly because I keep failing exams), one or two students in your class flunking out is normal-- some people just have trouble. If everyone in your class (except for the guy who always scores well because he's apparently sleeping with the teacher) is failing, that means YOU ARE NOT A GOOD TEACHER. Wonder if I can go to the Dean and say something like "My teacher is dumb, may I have another please?" So, considering just jumping on a plane as soon as possible and hauling my ass out to TN early, to save myself the trouble (and gas money) of continuing on with this class just so I can fail. I'd be happy to grow a mullet and work at a liquor store if I never had to see Joe Badrena again. (I think it'd be different to be a PSO in Big Mendy's house with all those kids running around all the time. It's still an option, though, if I can get my own place.) In other news, I designed a Batman Hat with fold-down mask and I am excited to try making it. Before that though, I have TWO MORE COMMISSIONS OMG. Hopefully these won't give me as much trouble as the Panda Hat kept giving me, though that was partly my fault for trying to do difficult applique while falling asleep at the machine. (Also I found out that you're supposed to change your needle for a new one in the machine every so often, like changing oil in your car. Who Knew? Well, I did, after the needle in my machine snapped in half and pinwheeled crazily across the room, nearly taking my eye out.) I might make little coasters from the scraps of fabric I have left, and applique flowers on them or something. My mom decided that she wants to use her old wooden saddle rack as a coffee table (or... something), and I've been using scraps as coasters anyway... wonder if there's a market for those. Also: HELP ME MOVE. ORDER A HAT. THEY ARE PRETTY. IT WILL NOT BE HOT FOREVER. (one day I will be able to stop asking random people online for money. One day.) [end transmission] |
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| Instant Music In My Pants | |||
| 09:12pm 08/07/2009 | |||
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Tried-But-True 'In My Pants' Song Meme. 1. Affections Across Time In My Pants 2. He's a Pirate in my Pants! 3. Wait in my Pants 4. Crazy on You in my Pants 5. Let Love in In my Pants 6. When I Come Around in My Pants 7. Drunken Sailor In My Pants 8. Cell Block Tango In My Pants 9. Where's The Love in my Pants? 10. Clowns (Can You See Me Now In My Pants?) 11. White Wedding in My Pants 12. Touched In My Pants 13. Opening Theme In My Pants 14. Sailor Moon Violin Medley In My Pants 15. Going Under In My Pants 16. Battle Theme In My Pants 17. The Worst Pies In London In My Pants 18. Snow (Hey Oh) In My Pants 19. White Reflection In My Pants 20. Baby's Got a Secret In My Pants [end transmission in my pants] |
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| 06:57am 08/07/2009 | |||
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Holy shit, Mister Snape, lay off the cheesepuffs. Also why are you standing in front of the Gryffindor backdrop? You'd better lose that gut before the next movie, unless JKR has suprise!mpreg planned. Eugh, don't wanna go to school. [end transmission] |
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| Haha, whoops | |||
| 04:03pm 04/07/2009 | |||
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"I have not got Spattergoit!" [end transmission] |
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| HI BILLY MAYS HERE | |||
| 09:52am 28/06/2009 | |||
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Happy Birthday to m-- WTF BILLY MAYS IS DEAD?! HOLY SHIT KIRA, WRITER'S CRAMP MUCH?? [end transmission] |
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| 03:45pm 27/06/2009 | |||
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So uh Yeah. Hurting a little. Not really sure what to do about it, if there's anything I can do. Can't really talk about it, either. But I really, really wish I could. [end transmission] |
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| GYAAAAAA HA HA HA HAAAAAA *drawn out gasp* | |||
| 05:14pm 26/06/2009 | |||
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AP Source: Jackson apparently had heart attack *scribble scribble* [end transmission] |
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| Jacko on his Backo | |||
| 04:03pm 25/06/2009 | |||
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Wow uh... wow. That's really all I can say. Kinda surreal. Yes, for the last fifteen to twenty years he's been a total nutjob, but he was still a pretty good artist. I mean, seriously. Put Thriller on and try not to dance. [end transmission] EDIT: Farrah Faucett died today too. Should I be afraid for David Bowie? |
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| For everything else, there's Mastercard. | |||
| 09:02am 25/06/2009 | |||
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Summer session Math D class: $26 a unit @ 3 units Mymathlab online math homework packet: $78 TI-84 Graphing Calculator: $90 (used) Five hour study session: 4 hours of lost sleep ....Bombing the test anyway: PRICELESS. Fuuuuuuuck my life. I want a soda. [end transmission] |
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| Gyaaaa ha ha ha haaaaa *drawn out gasp* HAAAA HA HA HAHAAAA | |||
| 06:43am 15/06/2009 | |||
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Every time I read about someone dying from sudden cardiac arrest-- and I mean every time-- I immediately think it was Kira, because I am a fanthing. (Even when it doesn't make sense. Although at the last there, Kira was pretty much just killing anybody he felt like. "how dare you jaywalk! *scribble scribble* DIE!!") Skool today. Am awake way too early in the morning, and earlier tried to pin my hair back with an allan wrench. [end transmission] |
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| Non emotion Data is my fave. | |||
| 12:42pm 14/06/2009 | |||
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"Down is good. Up is no." [end transmission] |
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| I wanna rock | |||
| 04:29pm 12/06/2009 | |||
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Fixed the pink hat with the crooked ears... sort of. Ears are now on the same level, but one sticks out just a little bit more than the other. So I added buttons. Anyway. I've been wanting to get a real Mohawk for a while, but kept convincing myself it was a bad idea. Now Bella's got an ugly new haircut, and I think it's a sign. A SIGN THAT SAYS MOHAWK. I dunno, what do you think? In Other News, Axis Powers Hetalia might be the greatest pseudo-historical overtly homosexual anime about anthropomorphized countries in the WWII era ever. See icon for "Chibitalia," its 'backstory' segment. Tiny Holy Roman Empire accosting Tiny Italy Under Austria's Rule is SO CUTE THAT IT HURTS. EDIT: I know that you are, EVEN NOW, doubting the awesome that is Hetalia. Therefore, here is a 30-second clip of the ending theme song that demonstrates exactly what the show is all about: Italy being cute and dumb. [end transmission] |
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| My mind goes to weird places. | |||
| 11:58am 12/06/2009 | |||
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Both warriors go into the act knowing that, as in battle, one or the other must die. But more than a violent encounter, it is one of ultimate love and ultimate sacrifice. [end transmission] |
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| 07:52pm 11/06/2009 | |||
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Sexy frog hat. [end transmission] |
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| 04:49pm 10/06/2009 | |||
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Alberta man, 77, charges attacking bear, swearing in Cree, and rams branch down animal's throat I want this man as my husband. [end transmission] |
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| Sing Along! | |||
| 01:49am 10/06/2009 | |||
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Sunday Mom and I went out to eat, and ended up at the Sewing and Vacuum shop where, after much squeeing and getting my learn on, I got a real sewing machine for my birthday. It's an old Singer, which is fine with me because my two criteria for machines were a) works and b) doesn't cost $400. According to Anonymous People on Sewing Forums, though, the older machines are better, since they're heavier, last longer and are more dependable. So far, my machine (whose name is Suzie) has proven herself quite worthy, and will put a neat little zig-zag stitch through just about anything I throw at her with nary a complaint. Anyway, Hats.  I actually made this one for Skittle with the Handi-Stitch, then took a seam ripper to it and re-did it with Suzie the night I got her. I was still getting used to the machine, though, so Skittle's poor hat looks pretty ghetto. I'm going to just get some more fleece and re-do the whole thing, now that I have a few more hats under my belt.  Simple, using what I had left from my trip to the fabric store. It's a very solid hat, but the ears are off-kilter and I couldn't fix them no matter how hard I tried, and I feel like anyone who so much as glances at the hat will see the glaring problem with it right away even though probably no one will notice but me. Anyway.  Using more of the airline blanket and a weird-looking scarf I found in my drawer, I took my first crack at ear-flaps. I think I'm going to need a couple more tries until I'm comfortable with them, but at least I have the concept down. Also practicing shapes for when I have to re-applique that moon on Skittle's hat ;_; so hard (also the flaps looked plain and needed hearts). I'm running out of fabric and random garments to mangle, so I'm gonna need to go back to the fabric store sometime soon. Hopefully fleece is still on sale. [end transmission] |
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| 01:29am 10/06/2009 | |||
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From an article on Yahoo! Titled Eight tips for how money CAN buy you happiness: 2. End marital conflict. If you’re constantly arguing about the unkempt lawn, or the moldering laundry, see if you can throw some money at the problem. Can you hire the teenager down the street to clean out the garage? Newsflash, people who have the spare change to pay teenagers to clean their house: if you and your spouse are 'constantly' arguing over something as dumb as the lawn or the garage, 'throwing money at the problem' isn't going to fix the underlying issue. Pay for marriage counseling instead. Or a hooker. Also: Governator to Ditch Textbooks for E-Books Putting aside my opinion on the matter (I haven't used an actual text textbook in years-- my teachers rarely assign them), I would like to point out that our Governor would lose in a speech contest to a nine-year-old. I don't know if he writes his own speeches, or if someone does it for him and he fucks them up, but he just sounds like a 9th grade English paper every time he opens his mouth. Arnold Schwarzenegger Will you Please Go Now! Next time, Hats. [end transmission] |
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| 01:28am 10/06/2009 | |||
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Still awake, due to Unseasonable Hell Cold From Hell. Therefore, a dumb meme. Answer only YES or NO Do not explain anything unless specifically asked in the comments. Been arrested? — No Kissed someone you didn't like? — Yes Slept in until 5 PM? — Yes Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes Held a snake? — Yes Ran a red light? — Yes Been suspended from school? — Yes Experienced love at first sight? — No Totaled your car in an accident? — No Been fired from a job? — Yes Fired somebody? — No Sung karaoke? — Yes Pointed a gun at someone? — No Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Yes Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes Kissed in the rain? — No Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Yes Saw someone die? — Yes Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Yes Smoked a cigar? — No Sat on a rooftop? — Yes Smuggled something into another country? — Yes Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Yes Broken a bone? — No Skipped school? — Yes Eaten a bug? — Yes Sleepwalked? — No Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes Ridden a motorcycle? — No Dumped someone? — Yes Forgotten your anniversary? — No Lied to avoid a ticket? — No Ridden in a helicopter? — No Shaved your head? — No Blacked out from drinking? — No Played a prank on someone? — Yes Hit a home run? — No Felt like killing someone? — Yes Cross-dressed? — Yes Been falling-down drunk? — No Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes Eaten snake? — No Marched/Protested? — Yes Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No Puked on an amusement ride? — No Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No Knitted? — Yes Been on TV? — No Shot a gun? — No Skinny-dipped? — No Given someone stitches? — No Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No Ridden a surfboard? — No Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — No Had surgery? — Yes Streaked? — No Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — Yes Tripped on mushrooms? — No Passed out when NOT drinking? — Yes Peed on a bush? — Yes Donated Blood? — Yes Grabbed electric fence? — Yes Eaten alligator meat? — No Eaten cheesecake? — Yes Killed an animal when not hunting? — No Peed your pants in public? — No Snuck into a movie without paying? — No Written graffiti? — Yes Still love someone you shouldn't? — No Think about the future? — Yes Been in handcuffs? — No Believe in love? — Yes Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — No ...well, that was boring. On to the next diversion... [end transmission] |
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| Come my little friends as we all sing a little la de dum dum dum | |||
| 01:02am 10/06/2009 | |||
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I have a cough, a headache, a runny nose, my whole body itches and aches, I can't sleep, and I have The Happy Working Song stuck in my head. Clearly I'm being punished for something. [end transmission] |
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