Let it never be said that romance is dead

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can."

2009-11-04T22:16:08Z

I laughed so hard I almost pooped. This isn't a terrible idea-- it's a FANTASTIC (Read more ...)

Sors Imanis, Et Imanis

2009-10-28T07:06:03Z

What? A blog? I don't have a blog, do I?

Spooky crap for Halloween, yay!

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What? A blog? I don't have a blog, do I?

Spooky crap for Halloween, yay!

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Closer and closer!

2009-10-15T02:55:14Z

Nothing much happening on my nano front, other than I did some research on the L (Read more ...)

THE LIST

2009-10-02T04:23:22Z

Things that might eventually come together to form a coherent plot for Nano:
(Ju (Read more ...)

waugh

2009-10-02T03:56:55Z

October first, and I don't have a plot.

PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC.

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October first, and I don't have a plot.

PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC.

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Bored.

2009-09-27T04:50:29Z

Bucket List

Place an X by all the things you've done and remove the
X from the (Read more ...)

She's not floating

2009-09-23T19:54:08Z

TRP says:
all the highways that go over the chattahoochee river are closed.

TRP (Read more ...)

Thunder only happens when it's rainin

2009-09-21T14:51:21Z

DAY ONE: Yay! Rain!
DAY TWO: Yay! Rain!
DAY THREE: Yay! Rain!
DAY FOUR: Yay! Rai (Read more ...)

FACEBOOK FACT-CHECK

2009-09-17T02:42:36Z

Know what's useful? (Read more ...)

STOP OBAMACARE NAO OMG

2009-09-13T21:44:49Z

I really try not to argue politics with people, because no matter how much energ (Read more ...)

rando

2009-09-11T05:41:22Z

"I thought you'd be cold," Adin said, "but you're not cold at all-- You're warm. (Read more ...)

A smallish rant. Will offend pretty much everyone.

2009-09-06T19:02:18Z

Okay, people, this is the real world. More than that, this is the Internet. Peop (Read more ...)

Welcome, my son... welcome, to the fruit machine

2009-08-31T14:45:20Z

My thought process at this hour of the morning (shut up I haven't gotten up this (Read more ...)

I've done this one before, but I like it.

2009-08-15T19:38:09Z

YOUR REAL NAME:
J****** D******* Fair*e**

WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & fa (Read more ...)

High C.

2009-08-11T01:40:44Z

My packages from home came today. Only one major casualty: the big elephant cand (Read more ...)

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK KILL IT KILL IT

2009-08-10T00:23:33Z

Settling well at The Null Point. Mostly it's been kids during the day, kids at n (Read more ...)

You're my own personal brand of BAAAUUUUUGHHHH

2009-07-20T13:25:51Z

Dear Doctor Offir:

I don't care if you think Jasper Cullen is silly. Stop leapi (Read more ...)

My Life, According to VAST

2009-07-15T16:40:53Z

[instead of going to Math class, I am in the computer lab doing a meme. Yay!]

U (Read more ...)

Day au Bastilles

2009-07-14T16:42:16Z

YAY I failed another math test. That makes me two for two! I did pretty well on (Read more ...)

Instant Music In My Pants

2009-07-09T04:18:30Z

Tried-But-True 'In My Pants' Song Meme.

1. Affections Across Time In My Pants
2 (Read more ...)

ACCIO BON BONS

2009-07-08T14:00:40Z

Holy shit, Mister Snape, lay off the chee (Read more ...)

Haha, whoops

2009-07-04T23:02:47Z

"I have not got Spattergoit!"

[end tran (Read more ...)

HI BILLY MAYS HERE

2009-06-28T16:52:28Z

Happy Birthday to m-- WTF BILLY MAYS IS DEAD?! HOLY SHIT KIRA, WRITER'S CRAMP MU (Read more ...)

flusterdance @ 2009-06-27T15:45:00

2009-06-27T22:45:56Z

So uh

Yeah.

Hurting a little. Not really sure what to do about it, if there's (Read more ...)

GYAAAAAA HA HA HA HAAAAAA drawn out gasp

2009-06-27T00:16:14Z

AP Source: Jackson appar (Read more ...)